Hello!

I'm always in search of better words to use. A partial list:

• Not even wrong
• Wikifriend
• (Send me more!)

I'm relatively inactive on the internet, but sometimes I write and speak. A partial list:

• StaffEng story (2020)
• Business Logic (2020)
• Full Stack Radio (2017)
• 21 nested callbacks (2013)

I'm a software engineer. Places you can work with me, a full list:

• Stripe

Places you can learn more about me, a partial list:

• @hazelcough on Twitter
• Also @hazelcough on Instagram
• My full name on LinkedIn